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Note : Twinsmom’s site is down but she needs a place to rant. Hence, my blog. :D

她还是个孩子。

我知道她已经十五岁，算是个小大人。可是想想我们在十五岁的时候，怎么想？怎么做？或许当同样的事情发生在当初只有十五岁的我们的身上，或许我们选择的也会是和她一样的决定。

责怪她，怀疑她，说她傻？不，她一点也不傻，至少她选择在十三岁罢了就结婚，然后把孩子生下来。傻吗？那么把孩子生下来再把宝宝弄死的又怎么说呢？

一点也不傻，她做的完全是一个只有十五岁的孩子所会做的决定，编个谎言把妈妈蒙骗。但是功力却不足以让整件事不留手尾。

好好的和家人说？如果成年的我们需要极大的力量，和勇气来和长辈理论，试想一个十五岁孩子是不是也需要无穷的勇气和力量来把话向父母说出来呢？

我们很喜欢说“如果是我的话，我就….” 说真的，如果当真你是她的话，你就会做和她一样的事。不要说如果你是她，因为你不是她，你不过把自己装进她的皮禳，依旧用你的想法从她的口中说你自己的话。

Note : Helloooo! This is Jolene Lai and it is my first guest blogging post at THE jasonmumbles.com. I think my contract with Ah Jason Kor should be about half a year… or 4 more posts or something. Aiyah, until he terminates my contract lah. Hahaha.

You may come to my blog to look see look see if you wish. :)

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Sometimes when I sit down, my mind drifts away to the topic of death. I look at myself now, four limbs, one head, working lungs and a beating heart. All these will definitely stop one day and exactly when would that be?

Trying to imagine an end to myself is like trying to picture what if the universe does not exist? What colour would emptiness be? Black? White?

You see, you just can’t picture it.

This topic has been done to death and it was first popularized by a Singapore blogger back in 2005. It was quite a hit with the blogosphere back then and I’ve been meaning to do a post on this myself. It seems interesting to come up with various fantasies to amuse myself.

Groom Me

In the event of my death, I wish for a good make up artist. Dress me up in the finest gown and sprinkle glitter on my bare skin.

I must have glitter even on my dying day.

When I say gown, I mean a nice tube dress. Crimpled-crinkly satin, if you please. Purplish white or purplish blue. The colours made infamous by Disney princesses.

Do remember to blow dry my hair so that it won’t look so messy when you lay me down in my glass coffin. Oh did I not mention anything about the coffin? I want it to be made of glass. :) Not those cheap aquarium plastic ones, but the ‘Once broken, considered sold” type of glass, okay? Can remember or not? Write down lah!

Adorn my ears with the finest amethyst chandelier earrings. I’ve always loved amethyst earrings but they are always out of my budget. I want the pale purple ones, not the royal purple type.

Leave my neck as bare as the day I was born. I do not sleep with necklaces. I will definitely not sleep for eternity with necklaces strangling my neck.

My lips must be the sweetest of pink and my cheeks a shy coral-orange glow. My eyes a myriad of pastel colours enhanced by my trademark glitter. I want my eye make up to look like the setting sun. A mix of blue, pink, purple and a hint of orange for that slight hope of a new life.

I was never the definition of perfect beauty in my life so please try your best to make me look beautiful during my final days on Earth.

Sprinkle pink, red, white and champagne rose petals over me before they seal the glass casing. I hope the preservatives from the embalming can help the petals to stay alive for a few more days.

Calm Me

Please get rid of those namo oli tou fu type of chants. I don’t want my love ones to be mourning me and having the namo oli tou fu song stuck in their heads. I know that song means well, but the last time I heard it for a week(two funerals, both grandparents within a week.), whenever I was alone, bathing or in the car, I would hear the song out of no where. It is that freaky.

Play a constant string of love songs from the late 90s-early 2000s because those were the best. Here are a few songs to start you off when you get working on my playlist.

1. Goodbye - Spice Girls
2. I’ll Be There For You - BSB
3. If Life Is So Short - The Moffatts
4. God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You - N-Sync
5. Flying Without Wings - Westlife
6. I do - 98 degrees.

Yes, yes. If you don’t already know, I was a boyband freak. I was a young girl during that era. Just your average teeny bopper from the late 90s. :)

Bring on the corsages should there be any. Line them in a nice walk way where friends and family can walk towards my coffin to pay their last respects.

Every two hours, I want a choir group to sing hymns. As I’m a buddhist, I want them to sing other songs, nothing religion-ey.

At my wake, I want balloons all over the place. :) Helium balloons. I can never get enough of it. Everybody who comes for my funeral will get a balloon each. The colours of the balloons must match the colour of my eye make up. :)

Humour Me

Everybody who pay their last respects to me must camwhore with me one last time. No tears. A bright smile would be nice.

My old school friends must teach those at my funeral the Jolene Boob song.

Let’s sing together now: (to the tune of For He Is A Jolly Good Fellow)

My boobs are banging against the table,
my boobs are banging against the table,
My boobs are banging against the table~~~
I hope they won’t get flat.

Don’t bring that needle near,
Don’t bring that needle near,
Don’t bring that needle near~~~
OH SHIT you burst my tits.

*bows* thank you, thank you.

Dispose Me

I’ve heard of that Star Trek actor who died and had his remains blasted into space.

So when they strap my coffin onto the rocket-thingamajig(since there is no name for it yet, I shall create a temporary one), everybody should stand around the rocket-thingamajig and hold a balloon in their hand.

When the rocket-thingamajig blasts me and my glass coffin off to space, release your balloons.

Then turn your attention to the big screen television behind you.

There will be a video camera launched at the exact same time on a smaller rocket-thingamajig. You will be witnessing my journey out to space.

Please don’t be too surprised when the coffin and I explode into smithereens. Enjoy the pretty glittering bits that will float in space peacefully for all eternity.

:)

Now THAT’S a cool funeral.

话说这两个星期为了赶论文而 “与世隔绝”。

星期天晚上 7点24分，我带着眼泪， SMS了几个人 — 陈大波和大 J (Jason, yours truly) 报喜去。

“我终于把孩子生出来了…”

哈~! 开始疯疯癫癫…

“我的 baby 约 12, 610 字。60页!” (感动。）

“啊~好想吃 Secret Recipe 的蛋糕哦!”

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晚上9点30分, 大J送外买到! (从老远的地方飙来我家。)

他的手拿着两块Secret Recipe 的蛋糕… (就是为了两块超有质感的糕糕。)

“J，好幸福噢~!” (我嘴塞满白巧克立蛋糕, 眼睛眯成一条线,一副痴样。)

“当然…” (哟，跩的咧!)

“我男朋友能也没你对我那么好哟~!”

“嗨，把你宠成这样，嗨…”

“你好了吗? ‘嗨’够了请帮我吃一些。”

“好饱，好肥哦! 还不是你的错… 哈哈， 好幸福哦!” (不断不断地讲同一句话。)

“下星期还有得吃吗?

“你慢慢等啦~!” (呜… 幻想破灭。)

Today’s update is not by Jason, but Ah Nee. -grins-

I am currently completing my final year project / thesis as a journaslim student in UTAR and I need to do a survery in order to gather the data and informations that I need. Due to my project requirements, I need to have individual data sheets instead of a summarized / analyzed data sheet. Therefore, I hope you can give me a helping hand by downloading and completing the questionnaire for me.

1) The questionnaire is objective liked and only has 16 questions.

2) It will take you less than 10 minutes.

3) Since you can’t tick it, you can bold the answers instead.

4) You can download the questionnaire from here.

5) Upon completing, you can email the file to Jason at jason[.]lioh[@]gmail[.]com or me at yk[_]ahnee[@]yahoo[.]com.

Please, help me…!

Again, you can download the file from here.

Thank you in advance and I appreciate your help.

Updated on 26th of February : yk[_]ahnee[@]yahoo[.]com was deactivated by Yahoo! because of few months of inactivity. I have activated it back and you can start sending the answers to me with that email address.