5 Ks and 4 Ps
I read this from Kai Hong’s blog and it really got me laughing out loud. It was a conversation between him and a Singaporean friend but I am leeching out the main points only.
Singaporeans have 5 Ks - Kiasi, Kiasu, Kia Bor, Kia Boh and Kia Zheng Hu, which translate to afraid to lose, afraid to die, afraid to lose, afraid of wife and afraid of the government / 怕输， 怕死， 怕没有， 怕老婆， 怕政府！
Malaysians have 4 Ps - Pang Sai, Pang Jio, Pang Pui and Pang Pui Ki, which translate to (simply / loves to) shit, pee, fart and fly kite / 大便， 小便， 乱放屁，还放飞机!
Haha!
P/S : I have ran out of things to blog already, hence, slow updates probably for the next few weeks.
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Tags: 4 Ps, 5 Ks, Conversations, Jokes, Malaysians, Singaporeans
April 9th, 2008 10:35
you will never run out of idea…
April 9th, 2008 12:14
haha.. I like I like.. and thank you for the translations….
April 9th, 2008 13:49
The great thing is that Malaysians are not too far behind in the 5Ks while Singaporeans are catching up fast with the 4Ps (can’t help, kiasu mah)…
April 9th, 2008 14:13
You are trying to start a war between Malaysia and Singapore ah ?
* run away fast fast !!
April 10th, 2008 03:09
Melysa : I am.
Yozoranitesky : Welcome. :D
YeinJee : LOL. Good one.
Kai Hong : You started it!
April 10th, 2008 16:10
Wahaha, that’s really hilarious and very true. Malaysians should be better than 4 Ps as Singaporeans has 5 Ks… cannot lar, you think of another P for Malaysians.
April 11th, 2008 03:13
Neo : But I don’t know Hokkien. LOL.
April 11th, 2008 13:12
Malaysian really like to 放飞机,this habit makes others fustrated
April 11th, 2008 18:34
Wakaka… hilarious. Malaysian lost to Singaporeans like that as we have 4 only.
April 12th, 2008 11:54
ha ! its rather true :D
esp the part bout pang pue ki
you’re funny !
April 13th, 2008 15:13
I was just reading your feeds. Wanted to comment on Tho Xin Yi’s entry. So do you hate her or not??
April 14th, 2008 03:17
Hwchua : Yes, agree. I hate it too.
Kitkat : Haha. I can’t think of the fifth one.
Celeste : I am not a funny guy, really!
Narrowband : LOl. Nope nope, I don’t. -__-ll
April 14th, 2008 07:54
no idea? how bout do something u normally wouldnt do?
like…. bungee jump(is there any in m’sia?), or 10days diet plan, or 1month vege plan? hehehe…..
i went thru the n-days no meat plan thou. forgot how many days. :D