“Tai Yi Long” Splashed Red Paint At Our House!
Our neigbour, a family man borrowed “some” money from the loan shark and didn’t manage to pay back. Like what we always read in the papers, the debt collectors threw packets of red paint (oil based) into their house between 2.30AM to 3.30AM, Thursday.
However, these idiots’ throwing skills and accuracy were so low that they actually missed the house! We suffered more damages than the neighbour. Take a look at our house’s wall.
Not only our wall, but also one of our friend’s (Cheng Yee) car! (It was parked right in front of our house / wall.)
We went to the police station to lodge a report. After lodging a report, the sergeant came to our house to “investigate”. Actually, it looked more like to come and have a look. Within 15 minutes, they left. -shakes head-
After the “investigation”, we started to clean the car using petrol. According to the mechanics, petrol is able to clean oil based paint efficiently without causing much damage to the car’s paint. We started off with 7 people cleaning the car, but another 2 friends came over to help even though they were still sleeping. It was nearly 5AM when we called them.
Towards the end, everyone got tired and lazy. Hence, the slacking. Alex even got high after sniffing the petrol. He was caught humping to the air ala doggy style in the third picture. -shakes head-
After 2 hours, the car was back to its glory again.
Now, introducing the “Ah Long Cuci Kereta” Team…
From left, Gabriel, Raymond, Jason, Sanjev, Chi Ho, Alexander and Vincent.
Anyone’s one car got splashed by paint, you can contact me if you want to employ us to wash your car. No discount though. Maybe we can make a deal with those loan sharks. -lol-
I almost forgot…
“大耳窿, 你要丢漆也请你丢准一点啦! 酱大间屋子丢都丢不准, 一点 professional 都没有! 丢脸!”
“Tai Yi Long, you want to throw paint also throw accurately lah! Such a big house also can’t aim properly. Not professional at all. Shame of you!”
P/S :
Now only I know why I didn’t see the whole family for more than 3 weeks.
They have a brand new Ford Ranger, a Proton Perdana and a maid. I don’t understand why he would borrow money from the loan shark.
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May 14th, 2006 00:26
I think we shan’t mess around with Ah Longs cos they resort to all sorts of measure to collect their money - without regard to other people’s (public’s!) safety/welfare.
And you all still looked so happy, smiling and camwhoring away. Finals on Monday! But good job to everyone who helped.
I still think that this is quite a serious matter because some property has been damaged (the paint on ur walls).
May 14th, 2006 00:43
haha - thats why they are pressuring the Gomen to impose more fucking severe punishments to those Ah Long who resort to acts like this
and hey how u remove the paint from the car? oil based or water based? u use what? petrol? kerosene? wont spoil the cars paint job meh?
cham ….
May 14th, 2006 00:46
eee….. the ah long ppl isit dan ngan lou ar?? y can throw senget 1 meh???
cha cha cha…sigh… dunnoe they will bunuh salah orang ornot…
May 14th, 2006 01:09
Well~ It seems more like Rumah Bahagia’s member “kiam Ah Long lui” ler.. lolx.. More damage to you all then your neighbour. By the way, is it ok to disclose your neighbour of this incident?
May 14th, 2006 01:17
WTF! my former house kena red paint!? blardy arses…
go for throwing tuition laaa… so cha wan!
eh i remember that APEK says his son opens this 2nd hand stuff shop in Bukit Baru, or is it a different tenant already? ass la these ppl…. Good work to u and team, miss u guys loads loads loads… *sob :(
May 14th, 2006 01:32
Narrowband : The neighbour is still on the run. I don’t know what those Ah Longs going to do if the neighbour still doesn’t show up. Actually, am a little bit afraid, scare they might burn down the house or what. :P Well, we didn’t really camwhore lah~! Just took a picture for remembrance mah! Hehe, actually, the incident really relaxed ourselves after days and days of studying. Yeah, but the police didnt do anything also. Sighs…
Earl Ku : Haih, but our gomen isn’t reliable also. Look at the police do their investigation, we all shake head. The paint is oil based, and we used petrol. Quite effective and until now, the car paint still got no problem. :)
Milly : Don’t know. Maybe they are all just plain stupid. Kill people? LOL. Don’t think so gua.
Shinky : LOL. Neighbour hutang duit, not us. Haha! WTF, why cannot disclose? Its the fact and I didn’t show their picture leh~! :P
Kampungkai : Yalah, haih~! Want to help us repaint the wall anot? The Ah Pek passed away long time ago already lah. Sudah change 2 owners, this one is his son-in-law I think. Hehe.
May 14th, 2006 02:19
JiaLak, like tat oso can!!!
shake head lo… realy scary leh, who knows nextime they burn the house… :p
Choi… :p
May 14th, 2006 06:01
ok if my car don’t have splashed paint.. but mud .. and dust cuz never wash for long time.. can u help me wash?
May 14th, 2006 12:45
OMG! OK these guys need to get their eyes checked. Seriously, if i don’t know u guys, i would say u guys owed ah long money and the ah long “accidentally” threw some paint to your neighbour. LOL!!
May 14th, 2006 13:32
actually hor, i think someone in his house took some 6 figure loan la … then the Ah Long came splash ur house, but accidentally splashed ur neighbours house …
wakakaka
May 14th, 2006 15:35
scarynyer…
May 14th, 2006 15:40
Loc Kee : If they burn down the house, it will be a damn cool post man! LOL.
Boss Stewie : Can, we will charge you 50 pounds. Hows that?
Jeremy : Haha! Yeah, all the aunties and uncles who walked past our house that morning were gossiping. And no prizes for guessing what theyw ere gossiping.
Earl Ku : LOL. Let me ask my housemates who took the loan then. :P
Mun Kit : Hehe… Memang.
May 14th, 2006 15:54
That POOR car.. I’d cry if it happened to my car.. :((
May 14th, 2006 16:47
Whoa, the first time I hear of collateral damage from ah longs.
May 14th, 2006 18:16
got 2 cars and a maid.
that is why he need to borrow from ah loong.
haha
May 14th, 2006 20:56
aiyoo why they all so ganas wan le… scary laa…
this time they throw paint aje, next time dont know what scary things they will do le…
May 14th, 2006 23:36
ai seh man… not yet CNY already got red paint? thanks goodness there was a team of “DYL paint splashing buster”.
May 14th, 2006 23:42
scary wor…
Shit, they can’t even aim at their target properly!
Sorry I mistook you for another Jason in my blog comments. Long time no hear from you, and I also couldnt access your blog lately.
May 14th, 2006 23:52
Pelf : She was about to cry, but after that, she was laughing like nothing happened only. *rolls eyes*
Yee Hou : Open newspaper you can see alot lah! Not the first time pun.
MengZ : LOL. You got a point there.
Food Lover : Maybe they might chrow some char siew or siew yuk, then I can go pick it up, wash it, microwave it and eat it. LOL. But then, it was abit scary lah.
Twinsmom : Yeah, she is damn lucky that we are all here. :P
King’s Wife : Yaloh, dumbass people. They can miss a house, really dumbass. Oh~ Haha! You haven’t been blogging frequently lately also. Yeah, my server was down for more than 1 week 2 weeks ago.
May 15th, 2006 03:28
aduhai!! what a mess…yang best nya….i get to see sanjev n vincent after so long…although it’s a photo..but nm la..hahaha…
happy the car is finally bright and shiny…*scary incident*
May 15th, 2006 08:59
Aduhai!Kesian you! Hope police can caught them soon :P
May 15th, 2006 11:06
those tai yee loong are good for nothing, can’t even aim properly, which explains why they can’t manage to collect their money.
May 15th, 2006 11:10
Call Michael Chong!
May 15th, 2006 12:21
Aiyo yo, how come the IDIOTS were so ‘cheh kai’ one. Want to aim, aim properly mar. *tsk, tsk, tsk*
Luckily ur “Ah Long Cuci Kereta’ team were so helpful. Seems dat u all enjoyed urself leh.
May 15th, 2006 12:30
You guys are good, turning a frustrating even into a fun one..!
May 15th, 2006 12:46
Acquiescence : Yeah, big mess indeed. Hehe… The car macam tak ada rasa only. :P In fact, the girl, Cheng Yee was smiling broadly after that.
Planet Malaysia : Those police? Tak boleh harap mia… Sighs…
KY : Yalah, damn fucked up people. Big target like a house also cant aim properly. I hope they will never be able to collect their money.
Simon : We in Malacca lah… Not KL.
Tracy : It was fun after all the endless studying. At least, we gave ourself a little break and some exercise.
Earthtone : Hehe… Who doesn’t love to play, right? :P
May 15th, 2006 13:08
Oh wow first time really a true story about ‘tai yi loong’. Gulp
May 16th, 2006 11:33
You never go and screw your neighbour?? Your friend who was high on petrol should go screw him kao kao ma.
May 16th, 2006 11:36
Che-Cheh : Yeah, me too, first time.
Zara’s Mama : The neighbour still on the run, haven’t come back home for more than 3 weeks already.
May 16th, 2006 17:31
was it somewhere at cheras?
May 16th, 2006 17:38
Cely : Nope, this happened in Malacca.