Someone Touched My Ass!
I followed my supervisor to a press conference of an event this afternoon.
As I was walking into the conference room, there was a man behind me. I guess he is at his mid 40’s, wearing black suit and looks like one who holds an important post. At first, he put his hand on my shoulder, trying to make his way into his room. Slowly, he moved his hand to my back as we slowly walking along the corridor. It was still ok since it was kind of packed anyway.
Then when we were about to enter the room…
he fucking touched my ass!
~!@#$%^&*()
Is he gay or what?!
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May 31st, 2006 20:19
shiok
May 31st, 2006 20:32
Means You too handsome! People cannot tahan touching your ass!!! LOL!!!!
May 31st, 2006 20:36
you got nice cute firm ass, issit??
May 31st, 2006 20:57
OMG, i can understand if he is gay but YOUR ASS???!! XD LOLOLOLOL
May 31st, 2006 21:10
wah stim!
May 31st, 2006 21:35
Mun Kit : Shiok your head!
Koyuuken : Errmm.. I am not handsome at all elr.
King’s Wife : Big fat ass got lah.
Jeremy : Chee bye…
Boss Stewie : Oh shit, you are gay!
May 31st, 2006 21:44
上演断背？
May 31st, 2006 22:22
u wanna learn more about playing GAY? consult me dude! hahahhahha….. MAS engineers are full of gayness! woohooooo!
pitiful.. another victim. It feels weird at 1st, u’ll get use to it soon wahhahah! lol!
May 31st, 2006 23:06
ur ass are tender for him…
May 31st, 2006 23:09
wah.. jas.. “patahbelakang” la dude.. hahah
June 1st, 2006 00:26
He is not gay.. he is moron and maniac.. next time just give this people a punch at his face and a kick at his private.
June 1st, 2006 00:58
kampungkai is da MAN !!!
nice firm ass he has :))
June 1st, 2006 01:01
CLF : Noooooooooo!!!
Kampungkai : You don’t ever come near me, not even 3 feet.
MengZ : Ewwwww…
Ivan : No way man… No no no no…! Are you that Ivan that I know?
Jee : Hahaa!!! I don’t think you will do that if you know who is the fella. :P
+1 : Kampungkai got firm ass or me? Hehe… He got lah, everyday kena bang left right up down center, sure firm lah.
June 1st, 2006 02:45
he’s probably been stalking you…and this was his chance to approach you! maybe he’s shy and thats his way of saying HELLO? LOL! :P
so what you did lah after he touch? give him the evil stare? shout at and embarrass him in public???
June 1st, 2006 07:44
Then what did you do ?
June 1st, 2006 08:12
Fatal attraction!
June 1st, 2006 08:29
LOL..Wah got someone “holds an important post” touch ur backside wo..Isit when u walk, u shake ur ass tooooo much till attract his hand to ’stop’ it *Run as quick as ForestGump*
Aiyo, u take the camera take his photo ma..Then another article on 1st page, this time sure main page of the newspaper, no more Southern section
June 1st, 2006 09:08
I dunno whether he is gay or not… but I know he thinks you are gay!! LOL!
got ask you on a tour to Brokeback Mountain or not? :P
June 1st, 2006 09:18
Consuela : Man, that is so sick wei. It was my first time to that place then already got molested. Shit sial. Haha! I did nothing… -sweat-
Che-Cheh : I did nothing. :-|
Zara’s Mama : Agree!
Young Brat : Wah lao eh… My ass only fat, that pervert also wants to touch. Hahaha! Next time lah… :P
Egghead : I am not gay, I am straight mia!
June 1st, 2006 09:36
eh, some times ago u did tell me u r GAY ler!! LOL
June 1st, 2006 11:20
people touch my ass all the time. nothing new.
June 1st, 2006 11:44
lucky he touched ur ass and not grab ur ****! LOL!
June 1st, 2006 11:45
When that guy was putting his hands on your shoulder, he was thinking, hmm, good material for Stewed Beef. Soft and tender… juicy !
When the hand went to your back, he felt, hmmm, this could be made some good Charbroiled Spare Ribs with Chilies ( but might not able to feel the ribs though )
Lower part would be the Sirloin part, best served Grilled, Roasted or Charcoaled.
Tenderloin part would be best served medium rare Grilled too, or served on a Sizzling Hot Plate, with Potato + sour cream + minced beef.
The most stim part would be Loin and Round, hmmm, i think it’s good to be served as Minutes Steak, original without too much of spices… some salt on well done meat where the little fat serve you the hmmmm, beef aroma !!
Ok, I am going to Victoria Station after this, anyone coming ??
June 1st, 2006 11:48
Jesslyn : -sweat-
8555 : Hahaa… Your case is different mah! :P
Papi : Yaloh… If he grabs my ****, I am going to punch him.
Kai Hong : Victoria Station!!! NABUEH!!! You watch out!!! Where’s my flowers ah?
June 1st, 2006 12:10
It’s a sign for you to wear skirt ! Wuahahha…
By the way, you should grab back his butt, like that no Sit Tai. Hahha…
June 1st, 2006 12:11
Dude, you should learn how to stare daggers. I’m still working on my death stare. So far I’ve only got to frowning really ugly-ly(that’s the idea) but have not got the flame into my eyes yet..
June 1st, 2006 13:04
you reach behind with your legs and kick his KKC real hard. If he still standing, kick it again until he falls down. Then u put your 109kg self on his face… and fart. beats pepper spray anytime
June 1st, 2006 13:32
ahhaha,Kesian.. i tot girls onli will sik dai !
June 1st, 2006 14:33
omg!!! there goes your ass virginity!!!
June 1st, 2006 14:35
Bryan : Like that also can?!?!?! I am not gay ler…
Yee Hou : Haha… I will work on my dagger stare then.
Sew Jin : Errr… I don’t think I wanna create such a fuss in front of so many people ler. Unless the one he grabs is my gal. :P
Cely : Yalah.. Damn fucked up.
Wingz : My ass still a virgin ler…
June 1st, 2006 19:59
gosh… ’sit dei’ to others dy….
June 1st, 2006 20:37
eewww… si-fatt-lou… eewww….
June 1st, 2006 23:01
Cui Qing : Yaloh.. *sobs*
Twinsmom : Me lagi feel disgusted… A gay touched me!
June 2nd, 2006 01:19
too bad~ J 失身 aldy..LOL
June 2nd, 2006 08:43
wahwahwahhh ….u really ” mui lek mou fa tong ” lo … how i envy u .. hahahaha… !!
June 2nd, 2006 09:56
Ahnee : No, I didn’t!!!
Lao Shi : -sweat-
June 2nd, 2006 10:06
Poor Jason, come, lemme put my hands around your ass, oops I mean shoulder for comfort.
Poor thing lah, kena molested still nobody pity you..
Beware of him next time ok..si hum sup loh..give him a body slam baru tahu.
June 2nd, 2006 11:12
dont be sad, i got the same experienced. i guess i will be more charm than u la, i m girl wo… dun cry… ahha
June 2nd, 2006 12:02
YOU WERE MOLESTED? And u din do anything!? U din even give him a nasty stare? Haiya, tsk, tsk, tsk, “Green Marrow” (cheng kua), don’t expect u to do anything lar. U should have pinched his hand!
I think he was trying to get friendly and test whether u were his type or not. Heehee, soli, wrong person. So, if u meet him the again, what are u going to do?
June 2nd, 2006 12:07
jason,
he accidently touch ur ass or maybe ur ass so nice until he can;t control himself?? hehe…
June 2nd, 2006 12:49
Earthtone : Ya, next time I will give him a choke slam… Muahahaha!!! :D
Cely : Hahaa…. But then, its gay touched me ler. Damn geli ler…
Tracy : LOL. I don’t think you want to do anything when the chief minister of melaka is in front and all the ministers are in the room. :P Haih… Nevermind lah. Bad luck that I met a gay.
Irene : Doesn’t look like accidently also…
June 3rd, 2006 08:03
You sure you didn’t emit gay vibe ar? LOL!