Pengsan-ed Birdie
I was on my way to town to get a cake that my father personally requested me to buy for my sister, Jamie Lioh. Nope, it wasn’t her birthday but it was the day she was released from prison finished her 3 months national service camp.
P/S : More on that later… I forgot to copy the photos from my dad’s notebook to my pen drive before I came back to Malacca. Sign of old age… Forgive me.
Back to the story…
I was driving and there were 2 little birds flying not too far in front of me. Say, less than 5 meters? Imagine the picture below is your view inside the car. The orange / skin colour dot is bird #1 and shitty green colour dot is bird #2. The remaining dots were the path I supposed the bird wanted to take.
As my car was moving at the speed of 70km/h, bird #2 made a terrible mistake by flying not only LOWER but also SLOWER. Thus, out of a sudden, I heard a sound “THUMP”… and I saw this, right in front of my eyes.
I was amazed and then I laughed. Immediately, I took out my N70 and snapped pictures. Talk about handy digital camera. –grins- I was so afraid that the bird would die just like that! Who knows, maybe the bird is infected with bird flu, right? I look at it carefully and saw the bird was still blinking its eyes.
The bird passed out! ROTFLMAO!
After about 10 minutes, the bird stood up and was slowly recovering its sense of direction, or maybe blur-ness.
The bird stood there for another 10 minutes. Upon reaching the cake shop, the bird flew away. When it spread its wings, it was a little off balance, sort of lost control and after 3-4 seconds in the air, it was flying gracefully again. (Cake shop means another food post will be coming up. –wink-)
Phew!
Safe journey, little bird!
On the other hand…
My family has gone for another family holiday to Jakarta, Indonesia without me again. It was only 2 months ago when they went to Bangkok and Phuket, also without me! Seriously, I am disappointed and fucking pissed!
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March 12th, 2006 20:15
man, you’re like that kid in Home Alone, got missed out twice :/
That bird is lucky its still alive. Last time at my place, a pigeon flew right onto the glass window and BANG, it’s stoned, dead, breathless. I was just standing right beside of the window and I felt the impact as well o.O
March 12th, 2006 20:24
It just fell or you ter-hit it while driving?
I thought only your mother and grandparents went?
March 12th, 2006 20:24
how can ur parent go vacation without u?? aiyoh…. y dun they plan to go with u together??
if for me, i will start argue with them lor…aigh….dun say argue lar..i dunthink i gto chance to go to other country for family vacation ler…ahhaha
March 12th, 2006 21:06
Aiyoh.. Jason..! you big boy already lah.. no need to keep following your parents .. for vacation.. lah..!
they prolly think you have your friends to go out with .. and studies too… so do not be pissed.. or disappointed.. lah.. ! just tell them.. or hint, hint to them.. that you wanna still be a lil’ boy.. and follow them around.. lor..and then next time they sure bring you one.. ok.. :)
March 12th, 2006 23:02
Jakarta…. I miss Jakarta too. The life of being pamperred and relaxing all time there. So nice. Just like being boss there. ahhaha If have time, go try Bandung. They have hot spring resorts and the weather in Bandung is great. Very cooling. Best for relaxing. Their food as well. Cun.
March 12th, 2006 23:06
Alexallied : Yeap. Damn arse man! Hehe. A pigeon, did you BBQ it later? You know HK alot of those BBQ pigeon and they taste real good you know.
Chea Teing : It was flying across my windscreen and I was moving forward. So, the bird too slow and then, bang-ed! So, basically is not my fault and not its fault too. Just wasn’t its day. :P Nolah, my whole family and our grandparents went! Damn!
Milly : Not the first time already lah. Haih, don’t want to talk about it already.
Mama Bok : I know, but these trips are outside Malaysia, requires passport and etc. I can’t afford to save or work enough to go travelling outside Malaysia. Sighs… Both of my sisters are travelling to more places than I do already. So unfair!
Surfnux : If only I have the chance to go lah… Sighs…
March 12th, 2006 23:30
aiyo, Jakarta only mah.. nothing lar.. ask Selba, she sure wont recommend u that place wan… some more i been there for a year, nothing special lar… :pdpdpd
bout the bird, u also ?花眼 ter-langgar it?? :O
March 13th, 2006 01:31
YOU BIRD KILLER !!!!!!!!!
birdkillerbirdkillerbirdkillerbirdkiller
ohh the bird just passed out? LOL … paiseh paiseh
March 13th, 2006 01:34
hey !!
Wahhahaaa.. why the bird so stupiak one…. instead of car hitting it, it hits the car…
poor jason not going with family for vacation…
March 13th, 2006 03:00
Wahahahaaaaaaa ….. dis is so funny.
I loved this post !!!!
March 13th, 2006 14:21
I would have thought that the bird hit you instead… or your “little bird” just passed out :P
March 13th, 2006 14:23
Shiau Lin : You have been there, of course you can say so lah. I haven’t been there leh. I want to travel mah. :-(
Earl-Ku : LOL. :))
Robin : I have no idea, maybe too old already, blur case. Haha! Sighs… :-(
Ellone : Glad you love it.
Egghead : Haha… If my little bird just passed out, I would be so dead. LOL.
March 13th, 2006 14:46
Poor birdie, poor birdie. Dat unc Jason is short sighted, didn’t see u flew by. Aiyo, luckily birdie was okay if not Jason would have been a murderer. Hei, what’s ur car plate number again?
Aiseh, Jason big boy lor. Still acting like a small baby. Parents oso need to spend some time with each other and get away from u kids mar.
March 13th, 2006 17:40
my gosh!! i thought u killed the bird wei!!!! scary!!!
so funny wei… the bird actually passed out? haha!!!~
anywayz the pics with the N70 really showed great quality! nice!!!
dont be pissed off, studies more important ma! ;>
March 13th, 2006 19:01
那只鸟大难不死必有后福 :lol:…
大个仔啰，自己去找吃啦，父母出了很多钱给学费，放过他们一点啦。你以后还有很多机会嘛。
March 15th, 2006 12:02
it shows having a camera phone is 3 times better than getting a digital camera. thank god, u have an N70. hehehe. glad you didn’t kill the bird though.
*fly birdie..fly…*
March 15th, 2006 13:25
That bird see you so lengchai right away pengsan in front of your windscreen lor.
You parents want to honeymoon again mar!!! You all grow so big liao they want to have couple world then mar leave you at home lor :) 你应该悉做嘛!!
March 15th, 2006 13:51
OMG that bird must have been pissed drunk to crash into your nissan sunny!
March 15th, 2006 15:17
How come they always go for holidays without you? You action don’t want to follow is it?
You sure the bird bodoh? Actually he wanted a lift to the cake shop.. that’s why pull out a stunt like this.. See.. get a free ride to the cake shop.. he didn’t have to fly the whole journey!
March 15th, 2006 22:33
the bird so cute arr… hahahaha
March 16th, 2006 09:07
Luckily the bird was ok…I thought the bird die already coz it’s feet were showing up to the sky. Hehehe…
March 16th, 2006 11:43
Damn your car packs a knock-out punch! LOLXXX! OMGWTFBBQPWNAGE! 1 punch K.O.
March 16th, 2006 12:20
Tracy : Its not my fault, the birdie came towards my car! My car number plate? 1694. Hehe! Eh, my WHOLE family went, including my 2 sisters and grandparents went, but not me. :-(
Food Lover : Haha! Nope, I didn’t kill the bird. :P But I want to go travelling. :-(
Twinsmom : Hope is like that loh, else second time won’t be so lucky loh~! Haha! Yerr… Whole family went but not me, for the second time woh… :-(
Cheng Sim : Hoho! Yeap, life is getting fun with my N70. :D
1+2mom : But my 2 sisters and grandparents went also woh, not 2 of them only. So unfair! :-(
Din : I wonder what liquor it drank. :P
Zara’s Mama : They didn’t ask me also, not even a word. :-( Even if they ask, they would choose a date where I need to attend classes. Damn! If the birds are that smart, be prepared for them to take over the world. LOL.
Aprilcherrie : As cute as you mah! :P
Che-Cheh : I too thought it was dead until it stood up suddenly. Haha!
Jeremy : K.O don’t have, only pengsan. :P
March 16th, 2006 20:35
Good thing the bird is okay! Nice of you not to shoo it off with a wiper…
March 16th, 2006 20:55
Laynie : Because I wanted to take pictures of it and err… it didn’t come across my mind. :P
March 17th, 2006 12:38
ai yah, you are boy mah, boy have to be more independent.
March 17th, 2006 12:47
But but but but… :-(
March 19th, 2006 00:15
but some more become a butt liao LOL…
March 19th, 2006 00:23
Grrr…
March 21st, 2006 21:43
Once I had the same but from the side, twice! It was many years ago, like 10 years ago. This bird ‘took off’ from the left of my car when I was near, and hit the side of my car. Then fell down. It must be fainted, but I believe it was safe. Then another time, another bird from my right, which is more dangerous coz there are traffics coming from opposite. I think this bird’s fate is not that good. As it fainted, it has a very high chance to be run over by other cars… :p
March 21st, 2006 21:47
BTW, seriously, nothing great about Jakarta. I am trying all my best to avoid going there. No big deal, really. Trust me.
March 21st, 2006 22:09
Most likely the second bird got crushed to death. :P But both of my sisters have their own passport and have travel outside Malaysia more than me!! How can?!?!?!