RM300 “Bak Gua”
My Chinese New Year was quite OK until the 8th day…
It was 2.30AM when I was driving back to Malacca after formatting Ah Nee’s computer. There were not much cars throughout the journey and I reached Bukit Beruang area in 23 minutes. (Tampin to Bukit Beruang is about 38km.) Another 2 minutes and I would reach home…
It was a straight and long road and I was driving at about 100km/h. From far, I saw a dark coloured jeep driving cruising (About 40km/h, I think.) quite slowly in front of me and seeing no cars were coming from the opposite direction, I overtook the jeep.
The moment I moved back into my lane, the jeep on its light (the spinning blue coloured light) and flashed me with highlight.
I was stunned! Why?
I fucking overtook a JPJ jeep!
I stopped by the roadside and I stepped out of my car. I handed my license to the officer and he took out his notepad. It was not any ordinary notepad; it’s the compound notepad.
“Kamu tahu kamu salah apa?” (“You know what is your mistake?”)
“Tak tahu.” (“Nope.”)
“Memotong di dua garisan berkembar.” (“Overtaking at double line.”)
“Maksimum berapa?” (“What is the maximum value for the compound?”)
“RM300.” (“RM300.”)
“Chee bye. OK.” (“Chee bye. OK.”)
I went to pay the compound last Tuesday, and certainly, there was no discount at all because of the festive season. It is called “Ops Sikap Tahun Baru Cina”, therefore, no appeal, no discount, no bribes and nothing can be done to reduce the fine.
There goes my RM300…
Just when I wanted to get my own birthday present, this piece of paper came to me. Not only I can’t get my birthday present, I am short of RM600 now. I wouldn’t be that pissed if this come after I bought my birthday present, but not before!
When can only I get my last year’s and this year’s birthday present?
FUCK!
P/S :
For those who wants to buy 4D, Toto or Magnum…
Earl Ku : Why didn’t ask the officer to take a picture of you taking the “saman”?
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February 15th, 2006 01:01
tsk tsk tsk…自己不小心，怪水? 那个号码留给你自己买啰。
February 15th, 2006 01:22
Eh, JPJ is so cunningly smart. Haha. Anyway, just be more careful during the festive seasons. It’s the time to really cari makan!
February 15th, 2006 02:39
so sorry to hear what you had to go through…damn those JPJ people!!!
February 15th, 2006 02:46
erm… you could have paid the summon on the spot, if u know wat i mean :P
February 15th, 2006 04:35
next time see what car u are overtaking …
kakakakakakaka
February 15th, 2006 05:07
Twinsmom : 最怕买了不中…赔了夫人还折兵. :P
Emily : Yaloh, worst still when they don’t want to drink coffee. Kanasai~! Sighs… Why lah have to kena this during CNY.
Consuela : Damn those JPJ people! Hell yeah!
Decypher : They don’t want to drink coffee ler…
Earl-Ku : Next time? Hmm… Badawi’s car? :P
February 15th, 2006 08:03
aiyah….!! nvmlar…small amount doesn’t go out how to get big amount ler??!! hehehe…
u paid aredi..maybe u can strike the lottery?? who noes?? go buy lar!!
a lesson for u lor…!! no wonder u say dun1 let paretns noe!! i tot is a very big case again!!
take k dude!
February 15th, 2006 09:18
I paid RM70 for my saman I already feel heart-pain, what if RM300??!! Anyway, u very unlucky this time!
Dun be so sad la…(dun change handphone first lor!)
February 15th, 2006 09:42
wah..so cham ar..kena middle of the nite..y gelap-gelap aso they dun do ‘gelap-in-action’.. somemore dam rajin to do ops in the middle of the night
February 15th, 2006 10:46
Wah lao e….. so cham…. my deepest condolence to your wallet
Some more you met a JPJ officer, not ordinary traffic police. JPJ doesn’t take bribe one…
February 15th, 2006 10:48
Alamak! Poor Boy. *get a sayang pat pat from Auntie Tracy*
A lesson learnt, rite? U have to eat ur own fruit. What can I say? Next time becareful lor.
BTW, u better ‘hoot’ dat number, maybe will help u leh?
February 15th, 2006 10:52
Milly : If I strike hor, I will belanja you makan lah~! *coughs* Hope now is 破财消灾…
Jesslyn : Very unlucky…Don’t change handphone first? Already 2 years liao ler… :’-( and its my birthday present somemore!
Young Brat : Yalah, fucking 2.30AM they do patroling. 3 years I drove in Malacca, first time I saw them doing patroling. Fuck lah~! Damn unlucky…
Tien Soon : Yaloh, JPJ doesn’t take bribe. Summore they will sue you to court if you do so… But then, those at driving school different story lah. Haih, my wallet pecah lubang big big now.
Tracy : Lesson learnt? Abit, but then I still think its unlucky. LOL. Because I back and forth the same road for don’t know how many times already, never even see a police car before, but this time… Haih~! Buy that number har? Okloh.
February 15th, 2006 10:56
next time open BIG BIG eyes before overtaking ler… how can you missed the JPJ logo :P
such a pity!
ask all your aunties to donate your present lah :)
February 15th, 2006 11:15
RM300 eja mah…mai just on diet 2 dinner lor..hehe…u know lah…u always eat so much wor..such cost alot wan…now is time to keep fit lor..:P
February 15th, 2006 11:40
oops… sorry for u pal. yeah i could understand, it’s pretty affecious amount for student like us… *pat* Fcuk it crackhead jpj patrollers! Never seems to be there for right time.
When i was on the way back to Malacca on the 6th day of CNY, we stopped at a rest station in highway near to KL. There i saw a counter set up by police for ppl to check and pay summones, somemore 50% off oh… and many ppl checked and paid immediately. How nice if u could notice any similar somewhere near…
February 15th, 2006 14:19
So sorry for you dude… Never langgar peraturan, that’s the lesson.
But dunno why, I always over-speed. Perhaps our highway speed limit is way too low, imagine KESAS with 90km/h, LDP with 90km/h. How can I live with all this?? DAMN IT!!!
You want me to do 90?? I go 200.. This is the way I express my dissatisfaction. Tiuniasing betul… Cheers!
February 15th, 2006 15:27
hrm. why u protect ur post?
hahaha. i thought its some password to a gov-top-secret website or sth.
hrm. why la ur not careful?
i think YOU shld use those number for 4D.
mana tau u can get ur RM300 back?
or maybe double?
February 15th, 2006 15:42
Egghead : It was 2.30AM and the road is abit dark. The jeep was in dark blue and the JPJ logo was printed at the side of the door, not behind. So, how I know woh~! You cannot donate meh? RM10 also good what. :D
Msau : RM300 only mah. You say like very cheap hor, wait till you kena only you know. Muahahah!
Allison : Yaloh, thank God its CNY, at least I got some extra and back up money. Got such thing har? Aiyer, why I didn’t see it one. :-(
Tiu Nia Sing : Haha, actually I think its bad luck. LOL. As for that case, we already discussed at your blog before. :P The limit is way too low. But then, if only my Nissan Sunny can drive up to 150km/h.
Cheng Sim : I don’t want my parents to find out, or else they will make a big fuzz about it. Sienz one you know… Haih, more like bad luck. Tsk. Ok, I will go buy tomorrow. :D Any suggestion for the number combinations?
February 15th, 2006 16:05
chinese new year sure everybody serve ‘肉干’ to visitors and friends. So, consider urself lucky, u got it from JPJ !!
wahahahaha…
February 15th, 2006 16:36
haha, as i told you earlier, your own fault loh… just be careful in the future - not only to be careful not to be caught, but be careful in the manner that you drive. After all, it is your own life at stake, if you speed/overtake-without-care… :)
Sorry for being cheong hei, coz I am one of those very particular of road safety ler… :)
February 15th, 2006 19:46
kesian money liddat gone liow
February 15th, 2006 20:05
Sorry about that.
Well I just received notice of a speeding offence that my ex did with my car. Now we’re not really on speaking terms but I have to approach him with this. Sigh.
February 15th, 2006 20:47
same here..
i also tio 1 for speed limit ..
drive on 83 .. when the limit is 70 ..
havent pay yet .. aih ..
February 15th, 2006 21:07
Shiau Lin : Yaloh, very unlucky and this “bak gua” very difficult to telan leh. :-(
Suzette : I think I am quite careful and ok in driving lah. Just that sometimes… sometimes… like that loh~! Ahaks. Yes, I will be more careful, not to be saman-ed. :P
Mun Kit : Yaloh. Damn those JPJ!
Laynie : When was the offence committed har? Hehe, just show him the saman and ask him to pay up. And of course, ask him to go and pay. :D
Knight : 70km/h, you drive 83km/h? Why didn’t drive 110km/h? Why break the limit, break more mah. For extra 13km/h, you have to pay saman. Not worth it, right? :P
February 15th, 2006 21:25
Luckily that officer didnt ask for bribe, if not your post will be different story then. ;)
February 16th, 2006 01:01
“Po Chai Dang Chai” - it’s ok …. Must think at the bright side ………..
=P
February 16th, 2006 03:02
hmmm speeding at night and overtake.
u watch too much initial D, are u thinking u r takumi fujiwara?
February 16th, 2006 10:39
三百大元去掉了，还心痛那几?钱，你?是啦嘛？
February 16th, 2006 12:35
CLF : JPJ doesn’t take bribe. Don’t offer to them cause they might bring you to court. Really. The other day a newspaper reported a guy was fined RM10k and 3 months jail for offering bribe to a JPJ officer. :D
Ellone : Hopefully lah~!
MengZ : Haha! I think I am… 100km/h average throughout the kampung/winding road. I am Takumi. :P
Twinsmom : 哈哈! 是啦! 等下就去买, 中了给你 1%. :P
February 16th, 2006 21:28
Nevermind…next time when we meet, i will buy you a present ;P.
February 16th, 2006 21:32
lol i drive 83 .. because i tot that road is 80 as limit la ..
i noe sure a lot of police during cny but still kena .. aih ..
February 16th, 2006 22:14
Emotionalistic : You don’t bluff me har! :D
Knight : Haha! Too bad loh, have you found out how much your saman is?
February 17th, 2006 17:16
heh! that 1 really unlucky. u should hav suspected the colour right? blue, white, black are dangerous colours. especially on a jeep.
February 19th, 2006 16:24
dSaint : Haih, bad luck is all I can say.
February 20th, 2006 11:44
better still, don’t overtake double line ler. hehehee…
chinese say, little ‘choy’ don’t go out, big ‘choy’ won’t come in.
February 20th, 2006 11:52
Haha… But this one I keluar alot leh, very “chong pei” for me.
February 21st, 2006 10:27
y my last comment just ‘half part’ one ar??
-_-”
i typed
“wish you faster earn back all the money that went out,k? “
February 21st, 2006 10:47
Emily : No idea. Maybe because you press “sumbit” too early? Hehe. Ya, hopefully it will come back. Thank you.
February 22nd, 2006 20:09
Now this is where Murphy’s Law really comes into effect.
Anything that can go wrong, when you least expect it to go wrong, will go wrong.
February 22nd, 2006 22:27
Din : Yeap yeap… *kek sim*