I Am Sick… Really!

Since I (Egghead) was entrusted with this “huge and rare” responsibility, I might as well make some fun the best out of it.

Jason is sick! He is so obsessed with pretty ladies and he can’t stop stalking them, even they are a few hundred kilometers away. He is also very much into SM and other weird and kinky stuff! Due to all his weird “hobbies”, he is diagnosed with multiple sexually transmitted disease (narrowly escaping HIV & AIDS) and won’t be able to blog until he is discharged from Tanjung Rambutan.

My friend, Jason here is suffering from acute “stomach overload” disorder some serious sickness (which he preferred not to tell) and won’t be able to blog until he recovers and back to Malacca. Which I don’t know when, probably before 30th October.

Twinsmom (with her almighty graphic designer skills and creative mind) did a impressive illustration on how Jason managed to get sick after his “little vacation” in KL. So I guess you should not have any pity on him, right? Especially those who “had to” spend a fortune to belanja him food throughout his stay. :P

I guess he asked me to blog this so that all his readers will send him some porns some flowers, get-well cards, some food or something to wish him well. Meanwhile, all his readers should visit Egghead’s blog and Twinmom’s blog while our friend slooooooooowly recovers. So this is kinda a BRB post.

P/S: This attempt is fully authorized by the owner of this blog. Anyone who wants to file a law suit should direct it to the one who is taking his own sweet time to mumble away while he recovers from his diseases.

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11 Responses to “I Am Sick… Really!”

  1. maria
    October 24th, 2005 12:46
    1

    ROTFLOL… *ahem ahem* recover soon hor Jason *LOL in the back ground* *ahem ahem* but seriously, take care of yourself.

  2. simon
    October 24th, 2005 14:40
    2

    fuiyoo, ppl sick also you all don’t give chance aa? some more got animated pikcher!!!

    get well soon, jason…! these ppl are running havoc in your blog!

  3. Zara's Mama
    October 24th, 2005 17:20
    3

    Jason, *serious* see your friends are such nice friends, doing this funny post on your

    HUAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

  4. hsin
    October 24th, 2005 20:26
    4

    Get well soon!

  5. romantic
    October 24th, 2005 21:27
    5

    Pretty drastic way to lose weight …???? Get well soon.

  6. shiaulin
    October 24th, 2005 23:41
    6

    *cough cough* get well soon. *cough cough* miss u online *cough cough*

  7. leecs
    October 24th, 2005 23:42
    7

    wah, u ‘lead a wolf to ur house’ liao
    see what happened to your house now? kekekekeke

    get well soon. :)

  8. Sue
    October 25th, 2005 09:51
    8

    aww… food overload ar? get well soon :P and then can start binging again hor heheheheh

  9. Peek@BoOoh
    October 26th, 2005 00:41
    9

    Jason, get well soon and 重出江湖,帮你加油鼓励! Take good care! ^_^

  10. Young Brat
    October 26th, 2005 08:45
    10

    LOL..da impressive illustration on how u do in KL trip really geng…

    get well soon….

  11. jasonlioh
    October 29th, 2005 08:01
    11

    Maria : Thank you for the animation/gif. Love it. Heee…

    Simon : Haha! I know. Thanks for dropping by.

    Zara’s Mama : Evil people, they are.

    Hsin : Thanks.

    Romantic : Haha! Too bad, didn’t lose any.

    Shiau Lin : Finally you say you miss me. :P

    Lee C.S. : I will kill them one day. :P Thanks.

    Sue : Ya. I will be back. -lol-

    Peek@Boooh : YES! I will be back! Muahahah!

    Young Brat : Thanks. ;)

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