After reading my “In Reality, Jason Is… - Part II“, also titled as “Being Fat And Ugly”, you must have said this to yourself.

“Since you know you are fat, why not you go on diet and keep fit? Exercise more and eat less, then you will be thin and every thing will be different from what you are facing now!”

Sad to say, even from my blog, you will know that I love to eat. (I think I have about 23 posts on food related, out of 233 or nearly 10% of my blog.) In reality, not only I love to eat, my principal of lie is “Live To Eat, Not Eat To Live” as well. –lol and shakes head vigorously-

There are so many delicious, yummy, awesome, weird, heavenly and (Put in your own description here.) around us. How could we resist and stop ourselves from not eating? There are millions of cooks and chefs out there, squeezing their brain, taking out their creativity and perfecting their skills in order to create the best dishes they can ever produce in their cooking life. How could we not appreciate it? It is a sin, in my humble and own opinion. Moreover, there is a Chinese proverb that says, “民以食为天” and an English one that says, “The Way To A Man’s Heart Is Through his Stomach”. So, how could we not enjoy eating? I enjoy eating as every food is unique and it is up to the taste buds to do their jobs.

Enjoy eating is one thing, but eating in terms of quantity is also another thing. Apparently, I like to eat quality foods in huge quantity. –lol- Worst of all, at any time of the day, I am still able to eat. –shakes head- I guess that should explain my fat obesity.

“You can eat less, and have a fixed time for your meals, right?” you said.

I prefer to eat when I am hungry instead of a fixed time, because, there are times at that moment, I am not hungry at all, the restaurants or stalls are packed or I just do not feel like eating at that time. Besides, it makes my timetable less flexible and might create some inconvenient when you go out in groups or on a holiday trip. Eat less? I get hungry all the time or most of the time, so, I eat a lot to last it longer. They say, if you do not chew your food long enough, you will still feel hungry even after having your meals. I do not know whether is it true or not, but I practically “swallow” my food down, like a T-Rex eating a cow or a python eating its victim. I do not chew my food long enough, basically 4 bites will do. So, have you seen a python chewing its victim?

Although I enjoy eating very much, somehow, I am not a fan of western or fine cuisines. Places like Blue Garlic are not suitable for rough people like me. –coughs coughs- Somehow, I prefer Chinese cuisines, I do not know what is the exact reason though, but Chinese cuisines just makes me feel wonderful and happy. Maybe is because almost every thing is able to be cooked and served as a dish, or everybody sits down together and uses chopsticks to “fight’ for the food on the table, or the huge varieties of food available in the cooking world or ……

There are just so much to talk write when comes to food and eating. However, before it goes too long-winded, let me write down a few memorable sentences, which I once “accidentally” said to my friends while chatting.

“I would rather die than lying down on the hospital or on the wheelchair, and not getting to eat all the delicious food.”

“If I am dead because of high blood pressure, overweight or anything which are caused by all these wondeful food, I do not mind. At least, I am leaving the word in peace and with no regrets (死无遗憾).”

-ROTFLMAO-

So, to hell with my diet plans! -lol-

The “In Reality, Jason Is…” series :

Part I - Scared Of Watching Horror Film
Part II - An Introvert
Part III – Fat And Ugly

P/S : This was written some time ago. I had a not so good day on Friday (My 21 years old Nissan Sunny broke down when I was driving in Malacca town.), so was not in the mood of blogging. I will blog about it later.

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1. In Reality, Jason Is… - Fat And Ugly
2. Reality And Dreams
3. In Reality, Jason Is… - An Introvert
4. Why I Want To Eat At Friday’s?
5. In Reality, Jason Is… - Scared Of Watching Horror Film