Rest In Peace, My Friend
Warning : This is a lame post. I am sorry. Thanks to the stress I am currently having. I will be sitting for my EMG 2016 Electromagnetic Theory mid term examination tonight at 8PM. Things do not look good. -sighs-
I have two friends, whom were introduced to me by my mum about 9 months ago. Since they wanted to remain anonymous, I named them – Mr. Leftie and Mr. Rightie for easy referencing in this post.
For the past 9 months, they have accompanied me every day and night, every place I went, every occasions I attended and in any weather. They have gone through my ups and downs together with me for the past few months. Even when I was in deep shit, they never left me and supported me without asking any questions. They have protected me from danger and hazardous objects all the time. They have sacrificed themselves a lot for me and there is nothing, totally nothing, I can do to repay their kindness and for what they have done for me. Even though Chee Yong, Chun Kit and me are best friends for the past 14 years, what Mr. Leftie and Mr. Rightie have sacrificed for me within the past 9 months are 50 times more than Chee Yong and Chun Kit. It is my biggest honour to have them as my friend.
However, about 2 month ago, Mr. Leftie met an accident, which was due to my carelessness. He got slashed at the chest and broke his arm. The doctor could not do anything and since then, Mr. Leftie was half paralyzed. Mr. Leftie came back to me, and still treated me as his best friend, even after for what I have done to him. He did what a friend should do albeit he was facing difficulties due to his broken arm. I went searching for the best doctor in town to treat Mr. Leftie but the doctors shook their head and did not want to treat Mr. Leftie.
Today, the same thing happened again and it was Mr. Rightie’s turn! Yes, exactly the same thing that happened to Mr. Leftie 2 months ago. I was sad but I could not do anything. I then came to a conclusion as I wrote this post – to abandon them.
I do not mean to be cruel or to abandon them. However, with both of them currently paralysed, it is time for me to abandon my best friends. They are not able to protect me anymore. They are not reliable anymore. They are not as efficient as they used to be. They are old, smelly and dirty. They have changed from good to worst. They are not the ones that I once knew anymore. I must abandon them for my own good.
To Mr. Leftie and Mr. Rightie,
I am going to abandon you and cut off any relationship between you and me soon. I hate to do this, but I have to. Thanks for being my best friends for the past 9 months. Without you two, I would have stepped into lots of shits. Thank you! -sniff sniff-
Here are their photos as a rememberance.




Side story : I was in the library studying for my paper with Jeremy today. As I was reading my notes, the picture of Isabelle doing this came to my mind. I laughed suddenly and Jeremy was looking at me with his dumfounded look. -lol-
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August 19th, 2005 08:04
EMG 2016 Electromagnetic - sounds familiar, except when I did it, it was EMG 201someting else..many donkey years ago.
August 19th, 2005 08:26
dude, you put your old slippers on the table?!
August 19th, 2005 08:55
I think the EMG disease is making its way up to jason’s head liao..
By-standers BEWARE!!
August 19th, 2005 11:26
WTF..i tot wat isit..rupa-rupanya, is a pair of selipar..cis..
Jason so cruel. After they sacrifice alot for him, he jus throw them away…Duno he will treat so anot??
August 19th, 2005 12:52
Yup.. very lame.. jason..!!!
August 19th, 2005 17:19
wah, wan to tipu for free slipper again ar?? i though u told me b4, same trick doesn’t work twice…:P
August 20th, 2005 01:34
how’s d funeral? may yr buddies r.i.p..
:P
August 20th, 2005 09:30
You can actually put a public donation request on major News Paper to ask people to donate a new pair for you…. you evil
And I know some reporters from the News Paper, you want their contact?? hmm?? hmm??
August 20th, 2005 18:06
RIP…your slipper…
do you have something better to blog, blog food lar.
August 20th, 2005 23:06
Excellent post man! I would have never thought it’s the subject you’re talking about. Good suspense builtup!
August 22nd, 2005 11:34
Hel : You must be an ex-MMU student too. EMG is tough!
Simon : Yeah, whats wrong with that? Got pantang also har?
EggHead : Yeah, it is attacking my branwave nonstop.
Young Brat : -evil laughs- Pity my future gf, use already then throw. :bpbpbp
Big Bok : *blush blush*
Hao : Haha! No, I am not trying to tipu anything here.
Tash : Funeral was okay, alot of his relative came like Asadi, Reebok, Nikie and even Bata came too! -lol-
Philips : Why not you donate me lah, faster and easier, right?
Twinsmom : OKOK!
Jase Lee : Haha! I hope thats not a sarcastic comment. -lol- But, thanks anyway.