“Ahhhhhh… Choooooo!” I sneezed.

“‘Diao 屌’!” I said to myself.

You must be wondering why did I scold such word just because I sneezed, right? If I am to crap, they say you sneeze because either somebody is missing you badly or somebody is cursing you badly. If I am to say it seriously or from a medical point of view, perhaps you should use “Google” or “How Stuffs Work” instead.

For my case, it is different. It means either one of the below :

1) I am too tired and I need some rest.
2) I am going to fall sick soon.
3) The flu germs/viruses have breached my defences immunity.
4) Somebody is cursing me badly.
5) Somebody is missing me badly, which I think it is impossible.
6) It is just a sneeze.

Usually, case 1 and case 3 is the most likely to happen each time I sneeze. If it is case 1, all I have to do is take a minimum of 3 hours nap and I will be fine. If it is case 3… -shrugs-

Yesterday, my sneeze was trying to tell me that case 3 has initiated and I would be having my flu again. My flu is not the normal flu like you always have. My flu is the very watery type, which comes with crystal clear mineral water fluid dripping out from my nose like a waterfall or a running water tap. If I am to collect the mineral water fluid and bottled it as mineral water, nobody will suspect anything. Besides, I will sneeze extremely often. Worst of all, it lasts for at least 24 hours or more, with 3 days as maximum.

My first sneeze was around 5.30PM and since then, my nose has transformed into a natural hot water spring / fountain. Crystal clear water fluid was dripping down from my nose like a running water tap. I really wanted to stuff my nose with a roll of tissue paper to absorb all the fluid, but then, I could not breathe. The tissue papers were like being washed with water, which looks exactly like “Wan Tan 云吞”. The whole table and waste paper basket were full of tissue papers. (I have forgotten to take a picture, sorry!)

Not only that, I had been sneezing every now and then. The time interval from the previous sneeze and the next sneeze would be somewhere between 2 to 10 minutes, with 15 minutes being the longest. The highest record I am currently holding is 12 sneezes in a row. I nearly puked out my bread that I had earlier due to the endless sneezing.

Worst thing, I was having my group meeting and the sneeze was a total disturbance. I could not concentrate and having headaches throughout the meeting, which ended at nearly 1AM. Later, we went out to have dinner (I have not eaten anything for the whole day), more like supper at Malacca Market (What do you call “Pasar Borong” in English?). I ordered Clay Pot “Asam Pedas” Fish for dinner at RM5 and RM1 for a plate of rice and half salty egg. (I will do a review on it later.) Even though it tasted superbly good, I certainly did not enjoy my dinner because of the flu. I could not smell the aroma, neither my taste bud could taste the sauce. The spicyness made my condition even worse. (My dinner, gone, just like that. -sniff sniff-)

When I came back home, it was nearly 2AM. Carol was online and we argued discussed some issues until 5AM in the morning! Every 25 words I typed, I had to sneeze. I was having headache and I really wanted to sleep, but not wanting to disappoint Carol as she needed some opinions, I stayed up until 4.50AM. I went to bed at 5AM sharp, for I could not stand it anymore.

I woke up at 10AM with a mild fever, until now. I was feeling bloated the whole day and had a can of “Gatorade” to rehydrate my body. At least, my flu has stopped. I feel so much better now.

Honestly I would rather have fever, stomachache or coughing rather than flu. I just fucking hate them! If you see me having flu, means I am sick. Else, I am quite -coughs- healthy. -coughs-

“Ahhhhhh… Choooooo!”

“Oh no! Not again!”

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