OMG! WTF! MCH! KNN! TNS! MCB! Dirty Scumbags!
You know you are staying with a bunch of dirty scumbags bachelors when you see these few things in the house.
1) Maggots crawling on the kitchen floor.
2) Decomposing mixed rice of unknown days ago.
3) The fan is spinning 50% slower than the usual speed.
4) You cannot see through the glass panel.
5) Ants are crawling from one room to another.
6) Balls of hairs and dusts are moving across the living room.
7) ……
Remember this extract from my previous post – “Its Toilet And Kitchen Cleaning Day“? I have just discovered another point to be included into the list. Guess what they found while they were cleaning the table?
A pot of FULLY-GROWN fungus, mushroom, mucus or whatever shit is that!
OMG! WTF! MCH! KNN! TNS! MCB!
Apparently, it was some#1 and some#2’s work looooooooooonnnnnnggggggggg time ago. Some#2 boiled herbal tea for some#1 as some#1 was having coughs or sick at that time. After that, some#2 did not clean the pot immediately and cover it up with a plastic bag and left it on the table since then. After about 12 months or more, some#3 and some#4 discovered it while cleaning up the table
Some#4 : “Some#2!!! You come down and have a look at this!!!”
Some#2 : “Oh, that pot? I knew it and wanted to throw it away 2 weeks ago.”
Jason : “……” –sweat sweat and more sweat-
Inside my heart : “What the fcuk? You knew it 2 weeks ago and you still left it there?!”
Honestly, I am totally dumbfcuked and I feel like puking.
P/S : I did not want to blog today, but this is just too INTERESTING! –sarcastic-
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July 13th, 2005 14:29
I hope you are not thinking of cleaning THIS up, Jason. Dump it or you’ll find yourself dumped with such shit forever more.
July 13th, 2005 15:32
-_-”
This got to be the 千年灵芝.
Eat already sure 长年不死.
Sell to me !! Sell to me !! I offer USD 25,000.00 per gram ok? Wah ah ah ha!!
If got girl friend or wife, after you eat this you would not need anymore Tongkat Ali no more mate !!
Sure can 开花结果 after eating one !!
Also after eating this one KKC will become 千变万化 and life will not be 千篇一律 no more babeh !!!
July 13th, 2005 15:44
Ewwww….damn gross!!! This reminded me of the mushrooms growing in the kitchen sink of my old dorm.
July 13th, 2005 16:15
Boil it together also.
July 13th, 2005 16:50
Beautiful plant! Rare species. Exotic!
July 13th, 2005 17:14
EXOTIC, indeed………
*pukes* *pukes*
July 13th, 2005 18:13
scientific name: jasonophia grossitic fungititis
July 13th, 2005 18:17
wah keng wor….
u got free mushroom for ur dinner.
hahaha
July 13th, 2005 19:06
yulk! This reminds me of my CNY maggot story. Will blog that later… ;)
July 13th, 2005 19:33
Eeeeewwww…how could you even go near it and snap those pictures. Better get rid of it as soon as possible. Cant believe that you guys are actually living with it all this while.
July 13th, 2005 21:23
wahh…some1 & some2 really hard to find in this world liao….can left those thing so long wan ahh???
hmm…y no worm wan ahh??
July 13th, 2005 21:34
i say man, if i were you i’ll tell the culprit off man. this is too much already la. afters kementerian kesihatan come then you know!
July 13th, 2005 21:35
wah lau! This is so gross! Put out the picture!!!!
ic3_que3n
July 13th, 2005 22:40
It looks like a scene out of Aliens mannnnn!
July 14th, 2005 01:00
Percolator : I am NOT going to clean this for them. Every time when the house needs somebody to do the cleaning, I am the one who do the job. Example : The maggots are all over the kitchen floor, I am the one who has to use soap, broom and water to wash the floor. When wild cats entered our store room, I am the one who has to enter the store room and catch it out, and being scratched. Urrrggghhhh~! Hate it! Anyway, some#2 came down and threw away the pot already.
Philips : 哈哈!
Simmie : I wonder whether your mushroom will be as “geli” or “artistic” as mine or not?
Kiasi : I dare not tocuh it also.
5xmom : Yaloh, first time seeing such thing. But I don’t know whether is it poisonous or not. Damn! Should check for it, maybe its a new species and I might earn some money from it.
Narrowband : *puke puke*
Andy : Hahaha!!! Good one!!! If it is really a new species, I will name after that.
Mengz : I doubt that is a mushroom, or whether is it poisonous or not.
Lazy Bone : Okok, faster blog it.
Emotionalistic : I took it from a distance, covering my nose with my shirt. Don’t ask me, ask them! Ask those dirty scumbags!
Msau : Yeah, and hopefully their love will last that long. Why no worm? Good question. I also don’t know. Maybe even get, they didn’t notice also! Since it can grow until like that, I am not surprise if they did not realize there is worm. Errm, but then this is not food, so I doubt there were worms or maggots.
Simon : Being the minority in this house, it is better for me to keep quiet before others come and “TALK” to me. Sighs…
Ice Queen : I know it is gross, that’s why must put up for you to see, right?
Kenny : Woohoo, first comment from the “Blog of the Year” owner! Kekez! Yeah, with all the tentacles coming out from the ground.
July 14th, 2005 02:08
what will it taste if they are added into ur Beef soup, looks nice..hahaha..
July 14th, 2005 08:23
oh shites. i just had breakfast.
brb.
*barfing*
ur house is one sick, sick place.
July 14th, 2005 08:26
wah..WTF lo, can leave that thing for 12months on the table. This time really “wait till mushroom aso grow”..
Ur housemate really ’super keng’..
July 14th, 2005 09:50
wahlau…ask them can save $$ for dinne rliao..use the “mushroom” n cook for dinner..!! ahhah
July 14th, 2005 16:22
Jason, the mushrooms growing in
my old dorm’s kitchen looks cute and puny compared to yours! You win!
July 15th, 2005 04:18
Bugz : Sighs… All I could do is just shake my head.
Milly : That is not mushroom ler.
Simmie : Yaloh, you one is 100% mushroom, but mine, looks like an alien or unknown species.