Its Toilet And Kitchen Cleaning Day!
You know you are staying with a bunch of dirty scumbags bachelors when you see these few things in the house.
1) Maggots crawling on the kitchen floor.
2) Decomposing mixed rice of unknown days ago.
3) The fan is spinning 50% slower than the usual speed.
4) You cannot see through the glass panel.
5) Ants are crawling from one room to another.
6) Balls of hairs and dusts are moving across the living room.
7) ……
However, it does not really matter since I am staying downstairs already, except for the kitchen part though. Therefore, I have to clean the toilet and the kitchen while the remaining Fantastic 4 4 housemates will clean up the rest. (Psst… It has been nearly 3 weeks since they last swept and mopped the floor!) I clean the toilet and kitchen every week, but because I went back to Tampin last weekend, so it was slightly dirtier than before.
A picture says more than a thousand words. So, let them do the talking. Blek~!
After nearly 40 minutes of endless scrubbing and water spraying, I finished my task.
Jason is a good boy who knows how to do house chores at early age, thanks to his mum uncountable caning to force him to do house chores. By the way, look who I found while I was scrubbing the kitchen floor?
Twinsmom’s little “cicak”! Click here to read the “cicak” stories.
Instead of killing the “cicak” accidentally like Juliana did, I decided to let him/her survive. However, he/she will have to fight his/her way to survive like those in “Survivor” series.
-wipes sweat-
Nothing beats the satisfaction you get after sweating and the result of a clean toilet and kitchen.
P/S : As for yesterday’s post, I am sorry that I got you guys/girls worried. I am fine, for the mean time. Perhaps, I will blog about it once I am not able to held it inside my heart anymore.
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July 9th, 2005 00:39
Killer!!!
July 9th, 2005 00:42
Murder!
July 9th, 2005 01:08
fucker!!
July 9th, 2005 01:14
i swear one of the pic actually reminds me of the phrase “woh siong sai larn sui” LMAO!
July 9th, 2005 05:51
feel so sorry for the lizard. sigh :P
July 9th, 2005 06:42
I fucking hate lizards. Kill them all, I say.
July 9th, 2005 09:25
wahh..u really free ahh? have a close-up report about lizard ahh?
July 9th, 2005 11:13
Honestly, there isn’t much difference between the dirty toilet and cleaned toilet. But anyway, good job…..i seldom meet any guys that do house chores, especially cleaning the toilet. Your gf will sure be very ‘hang fok’ one.
July 9th, 2005 16:59
how r u getting along? Reporting on your house chores sounds like another way of promoting urself u are not like the other guys (esp my bf) that does house chores! haha :P
July 9th, 2005 20:21
Firstly, hats down for the the poor lizard.
In our loving memories.
2003-2005.
And, a guy who cleans his place especially kitchen and the place where we pee and poo and bath = a guy with taste.
Jason ! you are high class people and I look you very up !!! Bravo !
July 10th, 2005 01:11
Bastard!!! U kill an innocent creature!!! JUST LIKE HOW I DID IT EVERYTIME!!!!!!
July 10th, 2005 07:12
Kiasi : w00t???!!!
Nsds3 : w00t!!!???
Tiu Nia Sing : Don’t “berpura-pura” there lah~! I know you don’t give a damn about a little “cicak” pun~! :bpbp
Wingz : Amitho-foot! Sin Zhoi Sin Zhoi! Zui Guo Zui Guo! :bpbp
JxT2J : Since when you become so “kasih sayang”?
Jay : Yeah, kill them all~! Extermination!
Msau : Hehe, yaloh, I was basically lying on the floor to take pictures of the “cicak”. But, it was fun.
Emotionalistic : Haha! Maybe I will wait for 2-3 weeks then only clean the toilet. By then, there will lots of difference. Haha, too bad, I don’t have any gf.
Ice Queen : I’m fine. -wink- When I was blogging this, I didn’t have the intention to boast about my ability to do house chores. But since you said it, I now very de “kembaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggg”! :bpbpbp
Philips : Hahaha! -silent for 1 minute- Thanks for your compliment. Somebody actually does appreciate someone who cleans the toilet and kitchen. Now, that’s something heart warming. :)
Hao : -High 5-
July 10th, 2005 15:38
Simply amazing, Jason. I agree with whoever said your future wife sure very ‘hung fook’ one. :)
July 11th, 2005 08:23
good boy ar..volunteer to clean the toilet and kitchen. In my house is the timetable(schedule) in-charge. Everybody aso got their turn to clean. But most of them jus simply sweep and mop la. Coz sure got ppl cant tahan and re-do (That’s me) :>
But too bad, u do a good deed at first but a sin at the end. Kill an innocent lizard..Haaiizz..
July 11th, 2005 09:30
Percolator : Hehe. Thank you. :D
Bugz : Hehe, if I don’t do it, those scumbags won’t do it one. Unless maggots are crawling on the floor and they got no choice but to step into the kitchen, then only they will clean ‘em. Hehe, you so “wai dai” ah? :D Eh, I didn’t kill it, okay? By washing it down the drain, its not killing it. I “fong sang” it to the outside drain only leh~! I didn’t kill it, I let it survive leh~!
July 11th, 2005 14:37
Call WWF!!! Animal cruelty!
but on another note, your ‘dirty’ bachelor pad is still much cleaner than my old college dorm. Mine got cockroach colony!