Friday Morning…
7 o’clock in the morning, I was sleeping in the room when my mum came rushing into the room, screaming at the top of her lungs.
Mum : Where did you put the house keys? (Very loudly.)
Jason : It is inside the box. (Closing my eyes, a little bit of annoyed.)
Mum : I have search for it, still do not have. If I found it, do I have to come up stairs to shout at you? I put both keys into the box last night myself, and this morning, both keys are missing. You was the one who went out last night, if it was not you, then who? (My neighbour could have heard what my mum said.)
Jason : How I know? I only took one set. (Pointing at the table.)
Mum : Then, where is the other one? Where did you put it?
Jason : I said it is in the box!
Mum : I said don’t have. Where did you put it? You get up now and find it!
Jason : ….. (Taking a set of keys and went down stairs.)
Mum : You were the last one who went out and used the keys. If it wasn’t you, then ghost? Every night go out “yam char” until 2 or 3AM, meaningful or not? You didn’t put back the keys when you came back. Now, the key is missing. You don’t know where did you put the keys? (Her voice was still that loud and more annoyed.)
Jason : …… (Searching the box and found the keys in my first attempt.)
Mum : Lost already, isn’t it? (Turning towards my direction.)
Jason : …… (Holding the keys right in front of her eyes.)
Mum : ……
3 seconds of silence…
Mum : Janis, you found the keys already and put it back inside the box, is it?
Janis : I didn’t. (Shouting innocently.)
Jason : …… [Inside my heart : ~!@#$%^&*()] (Walking back to my bedroom.)
Janis : Hehe……
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May 17th, 2005 14:36
可怜的Jason ah, it’s really “mang cang” to be woke up by ppl when you are still in the bed . I know the feelings~ But I think every Mama and Muimui also will do this to everyone of us at home.When something is missing , they will come to you first , then you’ll be very furios at that ..hahaha.. calm down and don’t so “唠气”.
May 17th, 2005 14:46
hahaa..Jason mai no need to sleep alot wan meh? how come this time being pig for so long wan?
May 17th, 2005 16:21
urmm…nvm, kene banyak bersabar…
May 17th, 2005 17:15
actually it’s not about the ‘missing’ keys lar….hehehe…
May 17th, 2005 17:47
haha…the same happened to me when my father can’t find his ‘little coin bag’, his handfon, his keys, his…and everytime it will be where it should be, nobody touching it..
guess all parents are almost the same lah…
=p
May 17th, 2005 18:16
If I were Jason, I will ask the bitch.. oppss.. sorry… my mum to stop shouting like a bitch, then go downstair with her, and get the key. I will take that oppurtunity to make a deal with her, NEVER EVER SHOUT AT ME ANYMORE or else I WON’T BE SO NICE TO HER ANYMORE!! End of story…
May 17th, 2005 20:46
oh oo pity Jason…bersabar lar lagi..hehe..afterall..is ur mum~ hehee…hv to give face somemore..mother’s day jz over not long ago.. :P
May 17th, 2005 21:47
hahaha…poor Jason…and Twinsmom still laughing when say jason “poor” hahaha…
May 17th, 2005 21:54
Sometimes mothers are like that one lah.
I keep quiet most of the time, but when I cannot tahan already, I’ll shout back at her and tell her to stop screaming at me. :P After that we both feel bad about it. But can’t be help la.. My mom’s pre-menopausing now.
In my family, only my Dad keeps the key. Kakak is always at home to open the door for us. She’ll take the keys if she follows us out. :)
May 17th, 2005 22:17
Hahahahahahaha…
May 18th, 2005 00:24
退一时，风平浪静
退一步，海阔天空
退一步，跌进龙沟
一爬起头，满身黑污污
大骂一声，他妈妈的
回到楼上，继续睡觉。
Sabar semasa, lautan tiada Tsunami.
Selangkah ke belakang, dunia ni kan besar?
Selangkah lagi, jatuh longkang.
Bangun dari longkang, muka bengkak.
Marah sikit, emak engkau.
Balik bilik, terus tidur.
Cheer up mate !
May 18th, 2005 01:49
Your mum dun want you sleep too late mar so use this reason to weak you up lor :P
May 18th, 2005 07:03
whahaha! sounds like my morning when i’m at home!
May 18th, 2005 08:12
I think both of us share the same kind of experiance, because my mom is also like that. But this kind of things happen only when i was at my teens, don’t know why suddenly it had become very different. She never shouted at me anymore.
May 18th, 2005 10:45
没见官先打八大板
May 18th, 2005 15:15
Siew Sin : san zou lao lao wake me up, somemore I sleep at 6AM that day leh. KNN! If she find it again, she could have find the keys mah! Geram that day, but i went to sleep again. :P
Msau : I slept at 6AM and my mum woke me up at 7AM. Of coz lah abit pek chek. I just baru masuk sleep mode and she distrub me.
Juliana : One day i gonna shout at her one. One day…
Papi : I think so. Purposely mau find fault with me. -grins-
Erizabesu : Yalah, cant they just find it thoroughly next time. -sigh- then everybody also happy.
Tiu Nia Sing : *gulp* I don’t want my allowance got frozen ler. *gulp*
Jinz : Long time din see you in blogsphere ler. Where have you been? Saw alot of new entries ler but still that difficult to give comment. :D Mother’s day? I didn’t even wish her because I went for my holiday trip liao. huhuh… no present, no wishes, not even my apperance at home. huhu… -anak derhaka-
Twinsmom : bleeeek…
Eileen : Usually I just keep quiet lah. Coz if i shout back, she will bring up all sorts of facts, problems, pasts, everything to scold me. I am thinking of making one set for myself, but no money.
Chea Teing/Hwey(which one?) : Hmm…
Kai Hong : -LOL- you very hebat hor, like that also can create poem.
1+2mom : But i just slept at 6AM!!!!
Hsin : -lol- kesian hor!
Mr. Kiasu : Hmm, if i didn’t do anything wrong, my mum wont talk to me one.kaka! so, usually i am safe unless i did something wrong.
Kancil Killer : *pain pain*
May 18th, 2005 16:19
You must tell her not to mix up allowance and her ass attitude together!! 公私分明
May 18th, 2005 16:29
PMS, PMS!
May 18th, 2005 17:16
TNS, dont la, later not only allowance he lost, even the room also :D May be mom eye sight not good leh.
May 18th, 2005 18:13
oh gosh..so so many comments man..jason getting more and more popular in blogsphere!!!i was there to update fellows blog entries pretty often..but most of the time jz stay in silence mode..ooOh..mother’s day,anak dehaka JiNz also absent from home..nvm.. mum said can ganti balik one..hehee..eh 2 months holiday..enjoying huh???me here kill time mostly…jom join me kill time!hahaa
May 18th, 2005 20:17
Jason forever dun need to sleep one la …ei ei..ur movie coming out jor ! No free ticket for me ar, master??!
May 19th, 2005 12:12
hahha..dun like that mang chang ler… ur mummy maybe not very suang on that day..so she treat u like that ler… shud be more care for mummy mah…. yalar..go out yumcha so late n disturb ur mum can’t sleep well..so now she scold u lor…next time dun go out so late lor… my brother oso like tat lar..n mummy always treat him like tat…but my mom treat me very good….cos i’m good gal mah….(wink)..haha… but i alays online late 1….seldom get scold oso ler…
May 19th, 2005 14:42
ur mom dun like the things u did i.e. go out late, sleep late, wake up late, etc., so use tis as alasan to scold and remind u dun repeat liao gua…erm, i think i did the same thing to my siblings…hehe =P not good, i know, im changing steeeeeeadily…
it does seem tat ur mom disapproves with omos everything u do…haha, i believe one day both of u will find a proper way out of these misunderstandings. like me, i used to dread talking with my dad or even listening to him talk…stm would end up RLY annoyed. but now, i’ve found i actually can find common ground with him, i.e. extracting knowledge/experience from him…so things have changed…rather slowly and painful…but it’s changing for the better =)
good luck, dear!
May 19th, 2005 16:14
Tiu Nia Sing : Hoho. I might consider saying that if I have my own income. But, not now. :P
Alphonso : Maybe? But, she always like that one ler.
Dizzyguy73 : Yaloh, got kick out of the house. Don’t play play. Ya, eyesight no good already. Old liao mah!
Jinz : Where got popular?! *blush blush* Ooo, I always go visit, no update. Then suddenly, pop pop pop, 3 or 4 updates. :P Eh, Jinz also not at home ah? Kekez, both oso anak derhaka. -lol- But, I planned not to ganti balik woh. :D Half enjoying ler, but sometimes really boring also.
Carol : Yaloh, one day when I sleep, it will be the day when I die. :P Watch with me, then mah got free tickets loh! My young padawan, bila mau continue training with the master ah?
Milly : Eh, when I come back home, I didn’t make any sound one ler. Nothing got to do one. Hmm, u good girl? *cough couhg* haha! Ur mummy good, my mummy abit cacat one. Scold to show love one. :P
Grace : Nolah. She always say that one, when I come back home, when having meals, when in the car, when in the room, when playing computers, when watching tv and even when doing nothing. Hmm, no good lah u, dun nag ur siblings ler. Very “annoying” one ler. :P
Ya! Almost everything. Sometimes even I take out the clothes to hang, she oso mau scold one. -sweat- Very hard for me to talk wiv my parents one. I dunno why, just very difficult. :(
Thanks, sis! Hope you are doing fine over there hor!
May 19th, 2005 16:50
I saw your response to mrkiasu. What? Your mom won’t speak with you if you don’t do something wrong? That is very unhealthy woh… But from your posts har, I think you love her so much, that’s why you always blog about her. Hahahahaha!
May 19th, 2005 20:49
Yeah, i know its unhealthy. But thats how it is in my house. My mum will scold me when she talks to me. :) I always blog about her meh? hmm, then have to cut down liao. nyek nyek nyek…
May 20th, 2005 08:08
Geez I wonder if your mum and my mum are related !!! Except at my age , I can get heart attack!!
May 21st, 2005 12:41
not ur mom cacat..just he dunnoe hwo to show the love only….my mom noe how to show the love mah….hey..i’m really good gal lar…. really..if u dun believe u give a call to mamibee lar..see wat she tell u…the 1st thing she will say “she ar…always online…” other than tat no more liao…she will tell u i very liek to stay at home…hahaha…
sumtimes not neccesary say u make noise u disturb…becos she noe tat u not in house..the she worry u..wait n wait u come back…then at nite din sleep wel..so the next mornign she scodl u lor…!! aiyah..must try to understand ur mom mah…u put urself in her shoes..then u will noe…wait until u be a daddy then u will noe wat is the “taste”…ahah..this alway said by mamibee…
May 22nd, 2005 11:31
It’s probably not just moms or sisters… In my family, it’s my dad who does it to me ALL THE TIME. Except when I’m far, far away, like now in another country. Hee hee. Everyone has played oppressor or victim some time or other. Today we’re the vicim, tomorrow, we’ll scream at some else like some changkai person.
Life is like a windscreen. Some days you’re the wiper, other days you’re the bug. *grins*
May 23rd, 2005 14:15
Romantic : -rotflol-
Milly : Why you keep on stand on mummy’s side one ah? I thought we are teenagers, from the same generation geh!?
Jenn : My dad also does that, but in a more horrible way. However, he does that when mum is not aruond only. :P Haha. Nice saying. ;)