Archive for January, 2005

Lady Driver

January 28th, 2005, Jason

I stopped at the security check point in order for the security guard to check my car’s boot. After checking, I drove off and there was this black Proton Iswara driven by a young Malay lady who was waiting to turn into the main road as well from the right side junction. As the gate only allows one car to go through at one time, I gave way to the lady. The lady turned her car into the junction and managed to get half of the car outside the gate. But at that time, the distance between her car and the gate was already like less than 50cm. She thought she could make it and stepped on the accelerator. It was a wrong decision.

“Skkrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!” -The gate shaked.-

“Common sense also know that it is nearly impossible to turn to the main road from that junction judging by where and when you turn your car. -giggles-” I mumbled in Mandarin.

The guard saw it and came to open the other half of the gate for her. Apparently, this young lady has no patience at all and decided to reverse her car.

“Oh no!Not again!” I mumbled.

“Skkrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!” -The gate shaked.-

“Hahahaha…” I laughed.

After she reversed her car, the gate could be opened up. The guard went forward again to help her. Again, this young lady has no patience and decided to go ahead at a faster speed.

“Skkrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!” -The gate shaked.-

“Hahaha! -ROTCLMAO-”

P/S :

1) MMU or maybe most universities have this security check before any cars leave the campus, just in case there is anybody who is trying to steal or sneak out the universities’ computers.

2)The distance and space between the right side junction and the gate is relatively small. It is made possible only when the other half of the gate is opened up or the car is driven further out and changed to a more preferable position to go out through the gate. The gate is half closed during day time as our university is a one way street.

Betul Betul Kampung Boy

January 28th, 2005, Jason

Last night, Mc D’ girl a.k.a Hwa Yinn and me went to Coffee Bean in Jusco Malacca for a round of chit-chating. Upon looking at the menu, I was dumbfounded as I do not understand any single beverages that are listed on the menu. Nevermind, opted for latte instead. After ordering our drinks, I poured sugar into my latte. She asked, “You ordered latte, right?” “Yeah.” “Ok.” We continued chatting. I did not realise what was wrong until today after having a chat with my friend - April

“Ap, can you teach me how to order from Coffee Bean?”
“Yeah sure…”
“Bla bla bla bla…”
“Ok… I see… Ooo~!”
“Bla bla bla bla…”
“…… I ordered latte, added some sugar and it tasted nice though.”
“Not supposed to add sugar one. -sweat-”
“No wonder she asked why am I adding sugar to my latte. -sweat-”
“You got a lot more to learn.”
“Hahaha… It is so embarrassing. -ROTFLMAO-”

Alright, I think I need to do something with my *ahem* knowledge. I am stucked within Malacca and everything is confined and bounded. I do not even know how to drink tea. -sweat- There is a Malay proverb - “Katak Di Bawah Tempurung” and I think I am even worse than that. Now, anybody care to bring me out in K.L.? I shall be very grateful to you for bring me - noobie / “kampung boy” around.

P/S : Well, you fell asleep again, as expected. Why did not you off our phone? She needs beauty rest just like you too. -wink- I shall pray that you will sleep tight till dawn and have a wonderful dream. -hugs- If 5xmom and Twinsmom still visit my blogs at 3AM, welcome. Hope you will have a good sleep too.

NeeNee Has Something To Say

January 27th, 2005, 两粒米

In response to Khang Nee - Part I, II and III, I feel that it is the proper time for me to reveal myself by saying something in Jason’s blog.

First of all, thanks to those who have wish me during my birthday in the comment section and through SMS, by asking my number from Jason. For your information, I am currently having internship in a magazine company located in Cheras. Luckily, the “mongoloid” boss did not unplug the internet connection as usual. I am currently doing nothing (again) in the office as the boss hardly assigns task to me, but letting me die of boredom. Therefore, I am here to say something.

Jason is the one who

- cares me a lot, really a lot.
- triggers my anger sometimes.
- SMS / calls me everyday.
- makes home boiled bean bean (Soya Bean) for me.
- knows 80% of my secrets.
- bought my first soft toy for me.
- bought me a very special 21st birthday present.
- feels like kissing me all the time.(He claims that my lips are sexy. -speechless-)- complains that I do not know how to pester/be soft.
- always accompany me by chatting and SMS-ing whenever I am bored.
- owns all, each and every photos I have.
- loves me like a little sister (Or may be more than that.)

However, I do not like to have face to face conversation with him as he always blush whenever he talks to me, and will remain quiet for a very long time. Other than a few more glitches in him, I have nothing much to complain about. According to one of J’s close female friend, J and I indeed have an extremely weird relationship. Weird as in, he loves me a lot or may be more than anyone else he himself know but we are not a pair. I ill treat (a lot,more than you could think of) him but he never hates me. Although we are weird in some extend and beyond explanation, but still, I am glad to have J as my closed and best intimate male friend / brother.

The Mysterious Cigarette Box

January 27th, 2005, Jason

Jason does not smoke neither anyone in my house. But, I brought back a packet of Dunhill Lights today and left it on my table since last night. It belongs to somebody - a friend that I treasure a lot in MMU. The person is not a regular smoker, I swear and even when I know the person does, it did not spoil any of my impression of him / her. I am cool with smokers, male or female, it does not matter. As one of my close friends is a half regular smoker. However, for females, it does matter when she is about to create her first impression. Females that smoke are a major turn off for me and do not leave a good impression in me. Things are slightly different if I know she smokes after she left her first impression or I got to know her. Do you understand what I am trying to relate or write here? Hopefully, you do. Co-incidenctly, 5xmom also blogged about smoking among females.

I wonder what is the usage of the message printed at the side of the box - “AMARAN OLEH KERAJAAN MALAYSIA : MEROKOK MEMBAHAYAKAN KESIHATAN.” -shrugs-

P/S : Jason does not smoke.

Trinite 2005

January 26th, 2005, Jason

Trinite 2005 - A prom night organized by all three faculties in Multimedia University Malacca Campus which are FET - Faculty of Engineering and Technology, FIST - Faculty of Information, Science and Technology and also FBL - Faculty of Business and Law. Before this, each faculty will organize their own prom night, but this year, they combined together which give the name “Tri”-nite 2005.

Anyway, here is the site for the nomination of Prom Queen and Prom King. Therefore, please place your vote if you want to and leave your comment about the girls and guys if you feel like doing so. There are two things worth mentioning though. First is females are the minority group in FET but not in FBL. Second is pretty girls comes not only from FBL but also FET, just that the number of pretty girls from FET can be counted with your 10 fingers. Third is Cindy Tan Sin Ee is my friend - Chi Ho’s girl friend, so please vote for her!

Prom Queen - Here.

Prom King - Here.

P/S : I am not going to this event cause no partner and no money. :-(