Raymond, Happy Birthday!
Yo dude!!
Finally you manage to leave the teenage group and join the young adults. We have been waiting for you, now the time has come to celebrate the admittance of our final member - Raymond Lopez, cheers!
Ray is one of those extinct type of guys out there, I bet you, he is the last of his kind (Well, maybe Ray Jr. will follow the same footsteps). He is a super nice guy, super kind, super friendly, super charming, super helpful, super polite…… and the super list goes on.
Enough of the compliments, my friend. For your info, there is a dark side of him, which is evil and horny. He is also known as the porn supplier. Haha! There goes your reputation. Haha! He used to have 20GBs of porn in his laptop, can you believe that? You name it, he has it, cool dude! Ranging from animals to aliens, everything under the sky. (Aliens are from above the sky though.) But come to think of it, he brings entertainment and education (sex) to us, he is very good! See, it is still a compliment.
What next? Hmm… You can talk to him about anything, if you have problem, go to him. He is like a pastor, he will give you good advice, making you feel relieved and happy. Open minded and simple guy, I like this type of guys! (Damn! I sound so gay, but you all have to understand my situation). You will like being around him and also as his friend. You feel comfortable being with him too, as he is a very humble guy.
He has a Boon Siew Honda EX5 motorbike, which is 1 of his baby. He is a superman when he rides his baby, flying or zooming in and out of heavy traffic. He is also known as my famous transporter. He used to send me to the bus station which is 15 minutes drive away, but he always managed to get me there by 5 minute before the bus leaves with his baby, thank God, I have yet to pee in my trousers, else the car behind would be putting on the wipers.
To whoever who is reading this, believe what I say, they are all facts. Overall, I should say that he is one hell of a nice guy, some one you should not miss be-friending with, else you will regret. Ray, let me do some promotion for you. This is his hand phone number - 012-7625622 and 06-2314895 (House). Just give him a call, ask him out for a drink and he will definitely be there.
Dude, enough already, write so much about you, all secrets revealed. Have to keep some between us, right? Do take care ya and miss you a lot. Till then, ciaoz!
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